D.I.R.T. is ReUse. D.I.R.T. is Convenience. D.I.R.T. is Health. D.I.R.T. is You.
Do you crave more time in your day? Are you tired of looking and feeling your age? Has it been forever since you felt like your young self?
Talk to your doctor about D.I.R.T., HolisticGrowth Team’s revolutionary Death and Illness Resistance Treatment. See if HGT’s long-life formula is right for you.
Why remain burdened by natural causes? Give yourself—and your loved ones—some much-needed relief with D.I.R.T.
Side effects include anxiety, mood swings, memory loss, hallucinations, suicidal ideation, thought disorders and paranoia. Contact your doctor immediately if you experience any of these conditions.
D.I.R.T. isn’t for everyone. If you are terrified of the color orange, obsessed with superstitious thoughts or consistently change your route home so as not to be followed, D.I.R.T. may not be right for you.
Your life cycle should be up to you. Start extending your time here and now. Keep living.
D.I.R.T. is coming to the public market Spring 2014, presented by HGT & Co. and made possible in part by Bridgeworks – a project of id Theater. Don’t miss out. Contact us for more information and reserve your treatment. Life is Dirt.
Talk to your doctor about D.I.R.T., HolisticGrowth Team’s revolutionary Death and Illness Resistance Treatment. See if HGT’s long-life formula is right for you.
Why remain burdened by natural causes? Give yourself—and your loved ones—some much-needed relief with D.I.R.T.
Side effects include anxiety, mood swings, memory loss, hallucinations, suicidal ideation, thought disorders and paranoia. Contact your doctor immediately if you experience any of these conditions.
D.I.R.T. isn’t for everyone. If you are terrified of the color orange, obsessed with superstitious thoughts or consistently change your route home so as not to be followed, D.I.R.T. may not be right for you.
Your life cycle should be up to you. Start extending your time here and now. Keep living.
D.I.R.T. is coming to the public market Spring 2014, presented by HGT & Co. and made possible in part by Bridgeworks – a project of id Theater. Don’t miss out. Contact us for more information and reserve your treatment. Life is Dirt.